redvbooks Chapter 229 Big Yellow, 4 Mothers
Chapter 229 Big Yellow, 4 Mothers
At the same time that "The Voice of China" premiered.
Across China, the brothers of dormitory 404, who had already gone home for the holidays, were all gathered in unison in front of the television.
Northeast China, a compound in a forest area.
Outside, there were waist-deep fallen leaves and a chilly autumn wind, but inside, the heating was very strong.
The stewed pork ribs and green beans in the big iron pot are emitting a fragrant aroma.
Gu Dapeng, wearing a tank top and shorts, was holding a frozen pear and spitting as he boasted to his parents:
"Dad, Mom, look!"
"A stunning beauty is coming up on the show later; she's my roommate's younger sister, Jiang Baizhi!"
"Let me tell you, her looks and her demeanor are simply divine! She's a million times prettier than Cuihua from the next village!"
Gu Dapeng had just finished speaking.
Old Man Gu, who was sitting cross-legged on the kang (a heated brick bed) smoking a pipe, rolled his eyes and slapped Gu Dapeng on the back of the head:
"How dare you talk like that, child? What do you mean, 'Cuihua from the next village'?"
"That Cuihua just won Best Actress at the Cannes Film Festival this year!"
"That's the pride of our forest area! You're comparing her to a young girl on a talent show? Have you not read enough books, or are you just blinded by greed?"
Gu Dapeng rubbed his head, looking aggrieved as he argued:
"Oh, Mom, look at Dad! I'm telling the truth!"
"And what about the Cannes Film Festival Best Actress award? My sister... no, my roommate's sister will win one someday too!"
"You haven't seen Jiang Baizhi, but let me tell you, she's exceptionally beautiful."
"She's the kind of beauty... the kind that makes you want to hand over your entire savings account just by looking at her!"
"When your son graduates and enters the entertainment industry, I'll definitely win a Best Actress award and marry Bai Zhi in style!"
Grandma Gu was serving the food when she heard this, and her hand trembled, almost dropping the spoon into the pot.
She turned around and touched Gu Dapeng's forehead with a worried expression:
"Dapeng, is the pressure of studying in Shanghai too much?"
"Cuihua won the Best Actress award because she's a woman."
"You, a burly man from Northeast China with a full beard, think you can win the Best Actress award? Do you want to make your father lose all face in this forest?"
Old Man Gu also added a sarcastic remark:
"Son, that's called the Best Actor Award!"
"If you really want to win the Best Actress award, Dad will take you to the clinic behind the woods tomorrow."
"If we make one cut, I guarantee you'll fulfill your dream. Then our family won't have to worry about you getting married anymore; we can just marry you off directly."
Gu Dapeng shrank his neck and almost swallowed the frozen pear whole.
"Dad, that was a slip of the tongue! A slip of the tongue! It was 'Best Actor'! 'Actor'!"
He felt so frustrated.
I finally got home for the National Day holiday and wanted to brag to my parents about knowing all the goddesses on the internet, but they thought I was crazy.
He felt that his whole family didn't understand his yearning for art and his longing for a goddess.
Gu Dapeng sighed, shifted his position somewhat aggrievedly, and reached out to touch the big, yellow, furry head that had been lying on the floor by the kang (a heated brick bed).
"Big Yellow, you're the best. Only you can understand my aspirations."
"Awoo~"
The creature known as Big Yellow let out a low whimper, affectionately nuzzled Gu Dapeng's palm, and revealed a majestic black "King" character on its forehead.
Meanwhile, on the television screen, the first contestant of "The Voice of China" had already begun to take the stage.
"Hey Dahuang, why don't you become Baizhi's fan too?"
Gu Dapeng muttered to himself, "When my brother-in-law becomes successful, we'll have him get you a couple of yellow and pink yaks to breed..."
Big Yellow's ears twitched, and its gaze inexplicably shifted to the television.
.......
A luxury villa on a hillside in Shanghai.
Su Ze was sprawled out on the imported genuine leather sofa worth six figures.
Holding an extra-large bucket of potato chips in his arms, his eyes were fixed on the 100-inch embedded giant screen TV in front of him that almost filled the entire wall.
At that moment, GG from "The Voice of China" was playing on the TV screen.
The phrase "GG" for BaWang shampoo has been repeated three times, but Su Ze shows no sign of moving an inch.
He is waiting.
He was waiting for the "one and only goddess"—Jiang Baizhi—who could make him chuckle to himself under the covers in the middle of the night, who could make his roommates fall for her, and who would even make him willing to take on the task of folding blankets in the dormitory for the rest of his life.
"Slurp—"
Su Ze couldn't help but inhale the drool that was about to drip down his cheeks, and muttered to himself:
"Third brother, oh third brother, no, eldest brother-in-law, oh eldest brother-in-law!"
"You're truly our dorm's savior! How did you develop such amazing genes?"
"How could I possibly have such a devastatingly beautiful younger sister... I mean, such a beauty that could bring ruin to the country?"
"If I marry her, won't every man in the world be envious of me?"
Just as Su Ze was immersed in his rosy fantasy of "brother-in-law above, please accept my bow," the heavy mahogany door of the hall was pushed open.
It's Su's father.
A middle-aged man with a slightly overweight belly, exuding an aura of "I'm very rich".
At that moment, he led in a young and beautiful girl who was dressed in a flamboyant manner.
"Xiao Ze, stop staring at that stupid talent show all day long."
"Come here, meet the person."
Mr. Su coughed lightly, his face slightly flushed, and pointed to the girl behind him, introducing her as follows:
"This is your... cough, this is your fourth mother."
"His surname is Wang, and he's a high-achieving student who just returned from studying abroad."
"From now on, we're all family. You should be more sensible and stop acting so irresponsibly."
Su Ze didn't even turn his head; his gaze remained glued to the television screen, yet his mouth moved with the swiftness of a comedian.
"Look at what you're saying, Dad, what fourth mother?"
"How can you call her 'Mom'? It makes her sound old!"
Having said this, he finally turned around, gave the shy-looking girl a bright smile, and spoke with utmost sincerity:
"This must be our fourth sister, right? She looks just like a big star, so beautiful!"
"Hello, Fourth Sister! I wish you eternal youth and beauty like a flower."
"Being with my dad is such a waste of your talent... well, you're a perfect match, a match made in heaven!"
"She looks like she'll grow old with my dad! Especially if I persuade him to give me more pocket money, we'll definitely stay together until we're 999!"
The girl at the door was clearly charmed by this; she was coaxed into dressing up and giggling, covering her mouth as she was addressed as "Fourth Sister."
"Oh my, Su Ze is such a good talker. No wonder Brother Su always praises you for being clever."
Su Ze glanced at the other two women sitting by the French windows, enjoying bird's nest soup, and waved with a grin:
"Second sister, third sister, the bird's nest looks quite good today. Please give me some too, so I can give it to my future brother-in-law."
Second Mother and Third Mother also laughed.
In this family, Su Ze has only one philosophy for survival:
As long as I'm sweet-talking enough, all mothers are like my sisters!