redvbooks 153. Meet The Macaques! Chased By The Monkeys!
153. Meet The Macaques! Chased By The Monkeys!
In this city now.
There are many people with bad bladder who don't know their condition.
Sitting for a long time, drinking less water, holding back urine, etc.
If you wait until you have a clear feeling.
Most likely he was ill at that time.
And so is the liver.
Fatty liver, overworked liver, etc.
Some people's complexion is sallow, no matter how white they can't be white.
Or bad breath, bad breath soon after brushing teeth and so on.
It's all about the liver.
Many people don't notice this little problem.
But once there is an obvious reaction.
Basically just sick.
so.
Wait until tonight.
Those who are in charge of selling jujubes across the country will find out.
What the hell? Why is the sales volume of jujubes so much higher today?
Check the results.
Not one place to buy it.
It is more or less common in all provinces across the country.
It really confuses the agents all over the country.
What's going on?
And now sister Zhou is eating like crazy.
Lin Ye persuaded him after seeing it.
"Don't eat too much, or you'll pee everywhere later.
Miss Zhou:
Miss Zhou thought about it.
That does seem a little impolite.
JA...
"Isn't this a mountain?"
"Er... also.
really
sweetness.
What happened to Dashan pee.
It counts as fertilizing and watering.
[Laughs, Dashan defecating indiscriminately is not against the law. 】
[Ahem, not only is it not breaking the law, but it is still doing a good deed, although it is good. 】
["Three six seven" line, I will pee next time I climb the mountain, and then I will be kicked out by the scenic spot personnel. 】
next.
Lin Ye shook the tree again.
Looking at another batch of crutches that fell.
slap~
Lin Ye clapped his hands and said.
"Okay, it's enough to pick up the ones on the ground, let's eat while walking.
"Hmmmm."
Sister Zhou finished eating the crutches in her hand.
Immediately flicked the mouth of the bag, and then started to pick up the jujubes on the ground.
But this behavior...
Someone can actually send a barrage.
[Isn’t there still on the tree? Why do you pick up the ones on the ground? Isn’t it dirty if they fall on the ground? It’s so disgusting. 】
Lin Ye:
:...
Lin Ye and Sister Zhou were stunned by this sentence.
The two looked at each other.
Then he sighed and continued picking.
what is it called.
Reason is too lazy to reason.
Saying a few words is a waste of saliva and time.
Moreover.
Isn't this fan spraying?
【Dirty? I feel like your mouth is dirtier than this place!】
[Wow, what age is it and there are such Internet nobles, do you sleep with gold silk sheets and quilt covers and pillows?]
[Firstly, I have no quality, and secondly, can the Internet nobles die!]
first.
These jujubes all fell on the grass.
It didn't fall into the mud again.
And even if some fell to the dirt.
As long as the jujube is not broken.
Just wipe it off when you eat it.
The rice and vegetables were not served and fell to the ground.
There is really no need to eat it.
But this is the fruit with the skin on.
Have you never heard that you don’t get sick if you eat dirty?
But neither Lin Ye nor Sister Zhou bothered to deal with this barrage.
I have been picking up crutches from beginning to end.
Wait until after picking it up.
Sister Zhou nodded in satisfaction while carrying a bag full of jujubes.
"enough!"
Lin Ye looked at the amount and calculated again, nodded and said.
"It is estimated that I will urinate 20 times more."
As soon as this statement came out.
Sister Zhou couldn't help laughing herself.
The live broadcast room even laughed outright.
Urinate more than 20 times.
These numbers are insane!
Normally only a few times a day.
Doesn't it take a few more days to urinate?
"Wow~!" "Hoo~!" "Woo~!"
At this time.
In the forest not far away came the clatter of leaves and branches violently swaying.
Sister Zhou closed her face with a smile.
He immediately looked around to find out what was going on.
And Lin Ye looked directly at a certain place.
Take an eagle eye through the details between the foliage.
He could see animals that were about the same size as Xiaohuihui, or one size smaller, with long tails coming.
And not one.
It's a group of monkeys jumping up and down the tree!
【What's the situation? Why are there such loud leaves?】
【Is it a monkey? There are only monkeys here, right?】
【So many voices, how many monkeys are these?】
Sister Zhou seemed to see something too.
She guessed: "Is it a monkey?"
"Yes." Lin Ye nodded: "It seems to be a group of macaques.
As soon as Lin Ye finished speaking.
In the surprised eyes of the audience in the live broadcast room.
Get away!
Lin Ye patted Sister Zhou on the shoulder, and then helped her carry the fruit bag.
He turned around and said while walking away.
"Go!"
"These monkeys are all monkeys."
"Relying on the fact that I am a second-class protected animal in the country, I will commit crimes."
"Many hunters have their food stolen by them, so they give up hunting early and leave the mountain early.
"They even steal your food!"
Sister Zhou said in disbelief, "Ah!?"
But surprises are surprises.
Sister Zhou also ran away with Lin Ye immediately.
Moreover.
Hear the words of grabbing yourself to eat.
Sister Zhou immediately refused.
I picked it to treat the body.
What if you robbed me?
Needless to say, Xiao Huihui.
It has been following Lin Ye's feet.
And they turned and just left.
"Wow~!" "Wow~!"
Monkey brothers began to appear in the woods behind them.
They saw the backs of everyone in Lin Ye.
See the fruit on the ground again.
There are also fruit trees on the side.
"Hey~~~!"
All of a sudden, the macaque began to yell.
"Chirp~~~!"
And the macaques behind also started to call.
Immediately after that, it started to get out of hand!
"Chirp~~~!"
There are more and more yelling macaques.
They started chasing Lin Ye from the tree!
Lin Ye took Sister Zhou and Xiao Huihui to run on the ground.
They are chasing after trees!
After Lin Ye heard the call.
He looked back.
Nima's all caught up.
As soon as the group of monkeys gathers, they immediately become more courageous.
If there are only a few, it will not be the case at all.
I saw sister Zhou running behind.
She was carrying a bag and that camera, so she couldn't run fast at all.
It's not the same now as it was before.
Before Lin Ye ran into trouble, he just opened Wushuang and cleared the level.
But not this time.
If you want to open Wushuang this time, there will be too many dead monkey brothers.
Can it be opened or not.
So that's it.
"呵呵~~~!"
Lin Ye slammed to the brakes, and a layer of turf fell off the soles of his feet on the ground.
Then in sister Zhou's surprised eyes.
Lin Ye picked up Sister Zhou and ran away!
right!
It's like anti-pipes!
Carry it and run!
"Hey hey~~~!"
As an unprofessional photographer.
Sister Zhou stabilized the camera in a panic.
Then he professionally aimed the camera at the chasing monkeys behind him.
Now the live broadcast immediately exploded.
【Fuck, why are dozens of monkeys chasing after you?】
【Maybe the monkeys in the back don't know what they are chasing, but they just saw that they were chasing in front of them, so they also chased them themselves. 】
【Fuck, I only pay attention to the masculinity of Linden's friend! I just ran after Sister Zhou! I feel so safe!!!】
[As a female fan, I really love Lord Lin, who is running with his hands on his shoulders, he is really too manly!!!]
【Special user‧Daddy Girl: Ahhh Zhou Dazui! Come down for me! Go up for me!!!】
【Laughing to death, this group of female fans begged Lord Lin to resist, it's really low, cut... male fans also want it!!!】
【That's right! Female fans go, Master Lin is a male fan!】
As the barrage in the live broadcast room gradually crooked.
At the beginning, I was still discussing why there are so many monkeys on the tree?
As a result, female fans collectively praised Lin Ye.
In the end, it became Lin Ye between male fans and female fans.
But Lin Ye, who was running, didn't know it at all.
He is busy running.
I don't know what happened in the live broadcast room.
And Miss Zhou didn't have time to look at the screen.
It's not bad that she can hold the camera still 0..
What else is there to look at the screen.
The whole person also swayed on Lin Ye's shoulder.
The neck is almost broken.
"Chirp~~~!"
"Bang bang bang~~~!"
that's all.
In the process of the monkeys chasing and Lin Hua running.
After a while, Lin Ye threw away the group of macaques.
They run in trees after all.
Not as fast as Lin Ye running on the ground at all.
Don't talk about fighting against Miss Zhou.
Even running against a 300-jin "tank" is no problem.
certainly.
It's really about that time.
Lin Ye may not be willing to resist.
"Hurrah~~~"
After getting rid of the group of macaques, Lin Ye heaved a sigh of relief and let Sister Zhou go.
Looking back at the forest where there are no macaques.
Lin Ye relaxed and took a breath.
At least he ran a few kilometers with Miss Zhou on his back!
If this is given to ordinary people for a thousand meters, they will be exhausted!
Not to mention a few kilometers smaller.
But tired is also really tired.
Human lung capacity is limited.
Running is aerobic.
The more he uses his strength, the more oxygen is needed in his lungs and blood.
So you have to breathe.
He is not a superman, and cannot break the common sense of biology.
As a result, Lin Ye stopped to look at the barrage.
He slowly closed his eyes and held his forehead.
Might as well not watch.
Sister Zhou looked at Lin Ye herself.
I couldn't help laughing out.
Why.
Because the barrage is full of calling husband!
And regardless of gender!
Male fans are calling you husband, and female fans are also calling you husband.
What the hell is this!
We are running, hiding from the monkeys.
When you are arguing here, whose husband is yelling loudly, and yelling more?
Totally speechless!
"Hahaha~~~"
Sister Zhou finally couldn't help laughing.
Think about it differently.
She also felt that she couldn't bear it.
Was chased by a bunch of people and called her husband.
If only a little more horse fork bug.
My husband beats me, my husband scolds me, my husband domestically abuses me, etc.
Then Lin Ye didn't dare to watch the barrage.
It's too fierce!
"Oh, take a break."
Lin Ye put a seat on the ground speechlessly.
Then he opened the bag and ate the jujube.
"I also want.
Sister Zhou sat down and took some jujubes.
Then the two sat on the ground and ate.
While eating, Sister Zhou estimated the distance the two of them would run and sighed.
"If we ran all the way, wouldn't we reach the Jewel River in a day?"
"?"
Listen to 13 words from 5.4 to this kind.
Lin Ye responded lightly while eating the crutches.
"Then you run first, I will let you run 10 kilometers.
"Forget it."
"?"
In terms of feelings, you mean the speed at which I carry you on my shoulders?
Are you thinking of farting?
The next time I fight pigs, I won't fight you!
that's all.
Lin Ye, Sister Zhou and Xiao Huihui sat on the ground and rested for about 15 minutes.
Looks like it's almost time to rest.
slap~
Lin Ye just stood up and was about to leave.
"Wow~!" "Wow~!" "Wow~!"
The sound of the monkey group appeared again in the victory around him.
They are coming!
"Let's go!" Sister Zhou's expression changed, she picked up the camera and was ready to run.
But Lin Ye looked around, listened to the voice, shook his head and said.
"That's too late."
Yes.
The monkey group learned to be smart.
In fact, they have been chasing.
And it took so much time to catch up.
Because they come around from all directions!
So now everyone in Lin Ye is surrounded!
What's more, it was surrounded.
well…"
Lin Ye sighed and broke his neck helplessly.
"Then what should we do now?" Miss Zhou asked in a low voice.
"What should I do?" Lin Ye chuckled: "If you want to fight, hit them, show them some color, if you don't fight, let them know what deterrence is."
I really want to fight.
Lin Ye didn't use a bow or a knife this time.
Just use your body!
Damn, if you want to fight today, you will be a strong man! .