redvbooks Chapter 774 Three Old People Dispatched, Brother, I Have Subsistence Allowances
Chapter 774 Three Old People Dispatched, Brother, I Have Subsistence Allowances
"You said that kid Qin Hao is too much!"
"Although the three of us are old and have been transparent since the show started, he won't really treat us as old people, right?"
The head of Wudang walked on the street and said angrily.
"But, we are old people!"
Taoist Master Tianji and Master Wujing spoke very calmly and matter-of-factly.
Hearing this, the head of Wudang opened his mouth. Is this what he meant?
"No, what I mean is that although we are old people, we are very strong. Just Wang Bing and the others are not enough for us to fight with one hand!"
The head of Wudang tried to explain: "Think about it, let's go to the square dance now, isn't that an overkill?"
"Don't be so irritable, since he sent us to dance in the square, he has his reasons!"
Taoist Master Tianji shook his head and laughed, and said slowly: "Besides, there is nothing wrong with dancing in the square, as long as you are in good health!"
"I just discovered that these three masters have very different personalities!"
"That's right. After all, the master of Wudang practiced martial arts and was a bit more irritable. Taoist Master Tianji and Master Wujing belonged to the kind of mind-cultivation. Of course, if they don't cultivate their minds, they won't be able to live in the mountains for a long time!"
"Hey, if you want to say that Taoist Master Tianji cultivates his mind, I believe it, but Master Wujing...it is undeniable that there are very good monks, but most of them are tsk tsk!"
The audience in the live broadcast room talked a lot, but from their words, it could be seen that they had a lot of opinions on the monk.
But it's normal to think about it. In recent years, some disciples of Buddhism have indeed appeared a lot of bad things.
A small watch with a big gold chain, and three small barbecues a day.
Cars are more valuable than each other, which makes many people feel unbalanced.
Buddhas are good Buddhas, but people are not necessarily so.
Therefore, when it comes to monks, they are often separated from ascetics, because ascetics are not black.
"I'm looking into the distance, above the moon!"
At this moment, the sound of a loudspeaker was heard in the distance.
The three of them paused and looked into the distance. It was a large square, and the square was very lively. A group of old men and women were dancing happily.
The sound of the stereo is also very loud.
But this is not a residential area, so it won't affect anyone.
Over the years, due to the existence of square dancing, there have been wars with many groups.
Office workers, students, pregnant women, the elderly, etc. all got into fights because of the square dance.
It was originally a good thing to let the old people exercise and keep healthy, but in the end, everyone in the whole country complained.
It can only be said that some old people know it well, but some people don't know it.
"It looks very good!"
Old Man Tianji and Master Wujing were very interested in many things at the foot of the mountain.
"Go for it!"
The head of Wudang's face turned green, but he still has many disciples and grandchildren, and now he is dancing with a group of uncles and aunts, what a shame!
What do the disciples in the sect think of it in the future? What do chickens think, what do ducks think?
Can the leader of himself still have dignity?
"Nonsense, hurry up, this is our mission!"
Daoist Tianji and Master Wujing dragged the head of Wudang and quickly integrated into the circle.
For square dancing, as long as someone comes and the age is right, then you are one of us!
It doesn't matter, I'll teach you!
Especially these three masters, although they are dressed in ordinary clothes, their skin is far superior to that of their peers.
Even if Daoist Tianji is more than a hundred years old, from a distance, he looks like he is more than sixty years old. Coupled with their aura, they have attracted the attention of many old ladies.
"Hahaha, the old lady killer is out, be careful!"
"Should I say it or not, with the temperament and appearance of these three, they must have been handsome when they were young!"
"Oh, look at that aunt, her face is blushing!"
The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing, because with the arrival of the three masters, the original old men are no longer popular!
The eyes of the old ladies and aunts looked at the three of Taoist priest Tianji from time to time, especially one of the aunts, whose face was a little rosy.
It seems a little embarrassed.
Soon, a song is over.
"Are you new here?"
The adult lady who thought she was in her forties came to the three of them and asked in a gentle tone.
"Yeah, I'm sitting at home and have nothing to do, so I'm not going to go out for a walk. Watching the square dance is very interesting, so let's practice!"
Daoist Tianji smiled and nodded.
Not to mention anything else, his big white beard is very eye-catching.
"Grandpa, you guys are expensive today!"
The middle-aged woman asked again.
As soon as this remark came out, many old ladies pricked up their ears. Many of them lost their wives, and even divorced when they were young, so they didn't continue to look for them.
"I'm... more than a hundred points!"
Taoist Tianji told a white lie, he was afraid that telling the real number would scare the other party.
However, even so, there was an uproar all around.
Although life is better this year, there is also a lot of pollution. In theory, it is not difficult to live to be 80 or 90 years old, but it is still uncommon to live more than 100 years old.
It is no exaggeration to say that in some relatively short dynasties in ancient times, one hundred years old may have experienced three dynasties.
"Master, you look so young. I can't tell it at all. I thought I was only in my sixties."
The middle-aged woman was stunned, and knew that the other party had no need to joke about it.
Then, the head of Wudang and Master Wujing all revealed their ages.
"There is not a single normal guy, all of them are over ninety years old!"
"The combined ages of these three people can sit back and watch the long river of history, right?"
"Indeed, together, that's more than three hundred years old!"
It was also the first time for the audience to hear the ages of the three of them, and they were all shocked.
At the scene, they were actually old men and old ladies, but most of them were in their fifties or sixties in actual age, and there were not many people over seventy years old.
Therefore, even if they were old people, they were shocked.
But, where is this!
As the music sounded, the three acted at the same time, and a square dance was practiced.
Because someone taught them at the front, the three of them learned very quickly. After all, they knew martial arts themselves, and they were able to do difficult movements.
What's more, the square dance itself is a dance suitable for the elderly, and it cannot be too difficult.
In just half an hour, the three masters have all learned, and their movements are more than one standard, and they are not bad at all!
"Brother, how do you take care of your skin?"
"Brother, my children have grown up and moved out, do you want to come to my house for tea?"
"Brother, tell the truth, I have pension insurance!"