Chapter 231: What's So Special Is Not Metaphysics, But Science!
Chapter 231: What's So Special Is Not Metaphysics, But Science!
As Chu Feng's voice fell, the comment area was silent again for two or three seconds.
Subsequently, a large wave of comments struck.
"Is this the f*cking world I know? Someone slap me and make me Smelling Salts Smelling Salts."
"Hey, this request cannot but be satisfied with you, come on, stretch your face over!"
"By the way, do any of you understand what the Great God Chu Feng is saying?"
"I understand, Master Chu Feng is trying his best to prove that this is not metaphysics, but science.
"Haha, it's true, God Chu Feng has been trying to use science to cover up the fact that he is not human.
"It's a pity that he can't hide it at all, he is not human!"
"Don't be kidding. In fact, what Chu Feng said makes sense. If it is a special voiceprint band, it can indeed explain what is going on with the voices we hear in our minds."
"Damn Zero Seven Zero, do you want to listen to what you're talking about? Come on, explain, explain, what the fuck is... what the fuck... the fuck makes sense? Explain, explain, come , What a fucking explanation."
"Believe it or not, there is a precedent for this in the history of science. Scientists in the beautiful country once captured a special sound wave frequency in outer space. Although it cannot be deciphered, it is certain that this special sound wave frequency contains a lot of information.
"Damn, so you're talking about science fiction to me!"
"Okay, don't burn your brains here. It doesn't matter if it's metaphysics or science. This is a Pokémon Pokémon created by Master Chu Feng. Does metaphysics or science matter?"
"Yes, it doesn't matter, I just know that Mew is so cute and amazing, I love it!!!"
"According to some kind of mysterious rule, shouldn't it be ~you are good or bad, I like it~?"
"I don't want to hear any explanation, and it doesn't matter whether it's metaphysics or science or f*cking sci-fi and occultism. I just want to know that since the rumors that Mew has telepathic abilities are true, are the other magical powers circulating on the Internet also true? real?"
"Since telepathy is true, the other rumors should also be true. After all, it is now certain that those rumors were intentionally released by the Pokémon Company."
"Come on, it's all true, why don't you ruin the Three Views like this!!!"
"Master Chu Feng, don't explain, we won't believe you if you explain, hurry up and let Mew show those powers in the rumors on the Internet, my nerves are already ready.
"That's right, come and reshape my three views, I'm already hungry and thirsty!"
At this time, Chu Feng in the video did not intend to continue introducing Mew, but said:
"I know that everyone must be very curious about how magical Mew is, and want to know whether the rumors about Mew on the Internet are true, but the finale is the finale, so let me introduce the other five new Pokémon treasures Be dreamy!"
This naturally made netizens very dissatisfied:
"Fuck, let me introduce Mew~ dabaa!"
"Nimma, I've taken off my pants, just show me this."
"What are you, I'm about to climax, and as a woman, the master Chu Feng actually lifts his pants and leaves at this time, it's so annoying!"
"Master Chu Feng is good at everything, his only shortcoming is that he likes to whet people's appetites."
"Master Chu Feng, let me tell you, if you hadn't been protected by Pokémon, my 40-meter long knife would have chopped you into eight pieces, it's so fucking annoying!"
Chu Feng naturally doesn't care about what the netizens think, and since this is not a live broadcast, the thoughts of the netizens will not be heard by Jin Feng when the video was recorded.
Otherwise, Chu Feng would have to wonder if he lost his mind and sold Celebi.
The video continues to follow the will of director and screenwriter Chu Feng.
I saw Chu Feng said:
"Next, let me introduce you to the first Pokémon Pokémon I want to introduce to you today!"
As he spoke, he waved his hand outside the screen:
"Little guy, come, come here!"
Although Mew is amazing beyond everyone's imagination and enough to arouse everyone's curiosity, it is not for sale, and its relationship with netizens is far less than that of other Pokémon Pokémon.
So after hearing Chu Feng's words, most people immediately let go of their unhappiness and began to look forward to the arrival of the new Pokémon.
Soon, under Chu Feng's call, a khaki ball rolled into the screen, making everyone stunned:
"Ball? What about the new breed of Pokémon? Isn't it just a ball?!!"
But soon they figured out that the new breed of Pokémon is not a ball, but just curled up into a ball..
The khaki ball rolled to Chu Feng's feet and then stopped, then opened its body, showing its own shape in front of countless audiences.
It is Pokémon Pokémon Sandshrew!
"Is this the new breed of Pokémon? It looks a bit like a mouse, and a bit like a weasel, but it looks pretty good, a little cute."
"The khaki-yellow skin on its back looks so rough, it should be very hard!"
"Come on, its claws are so big, it feels like it's fighting with Rattata's front teeth."
"Indeed, judging by the claws, it should have great potential in terms of combat."
"I think it is more like a good burrower. Don't you think it is more like a pangolin than a mouse and a weasel?"
"Hey, don't tell me, it's really more like a pangolin."
"That's right, among its genes, the genes of the pangolin must be dominant, so its claws should be used to make holes.
At this time, Chu Feng also introduced:
"The little guy's name is Sandshrew, a rat Pokémon, Ground type, likes to live in underground caves, the thick claws on his hands are prepared for him to quickly dig, so that he can dig out a cave at an extremely fast speed, Even if it encounters a hard Rock, it will be crushed instantly under its thick and hard claws.
"And the khaki-colored skin on its back is actually its scales, which are very hard. When fighting other Pokémon, once it curls up its whole body and rolls it into a ball just like it did just now, then There are very few Pokémon Pokémon that can break its scales and cause damage to it. In addition to providing it with defense in battle, the most important function of its scales is to prevent it from being attacked by hard objects when it Digs. Rock scratches."
"Sandshrew, with its thick claws and scales, can be said to be a Pokémon with both offensive and defensive capabilities. It has great fighting potential and is worthy of being cultivated by friends who aspire to become Pokémon Pokémon Trainers."
"Of course, its main talent is Dig. Its Dig speed can be said to be faster than Raticate, and it can go hundreds, thousands, or even tens of thousands of meters underground. It can even be said that as long as it wants, it can use extremely Dig directly through the earth's crust at a fast speed."
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