redvbooks Chapter 138
Chapter 138
Chapter 138
“This is too inhumane. I still have shampoo on my head!” Tang Xiaoxiao was about to cry angrily.
Qubi Azhuo on the side said: “You can do it, hurry up and get dressed!”
Tang Xiaoxiao was so angry at this moment that she quickly wiped the foam off her head with a towel, and then put on his clothes.
It is difficult to wear clothes on a wet body, and it takes longer.
Outside, Lin Yu and the members of the Ghost Team waited slowly.
It took five minutes for all the female soldiers to walk out of the bathroom, and they were still scattered. Tang Xiaoxiao walked out the last one and stood in line.
At this moment, after He Chenguang and others saw the appearance of all the female soldiers, they suddenly wanted to laugh, it was so funny.
All the clothes were not worn, wearing slippers, and standing here with wet hair, especially Tang Xiaoxiao, there was still shampoo on his face that was not wiped off.
Lin Yu glanced at his watch at this moment, then looked at all the female soldiers, and said, “I set the time for assembly to be two minutes. Now you have spent five minutes. If this is on the battlefield, all of you have already I’m left behind, maybe I’ve been shot by the enemy!”
Ye Cunxin shouted at the moment: “Report to the instructor, we could have assembled faster, you should inform us in advance, and we will be prepared!”
“notify in advance?”
Lin Yu raised his brow slightly at the moment, then walked up to him and stared into her eyes. He said: “You are a special soldier, do you want me to be like a kindergarten teacher, tell you when to eat and take a bath? How long does it take to take a bath?”
“In the Spike Special Forces Brigade, you are going to be special warfare personnel, so you must respond quickly and gather at any time, instead of telling me!”
“If there is a war now and the enemy sneaks over, what shall I tell you in advance!”
After hearing Lin Yu’s reprimand, Ye Cunxin was suddenly speechless and curled his lips slightly.
Lin Yu looked at all the female soldiers at the moment, and continued to shout: “I said a long time ago that you are a fast-armed response women’s army, and you must be 22 at any time to be able to react quickly to gather!”
“From today onwards, all of you may suddenly gather when taking a bath, or when you go to the bathroom, or you may suddenly gather when you sleep in the middle of the night, you understand!”
After the voice fell, everyone was dumbfounded, and they all suddenly gathered when going to the toilet?
“Report instructor!” Tian Guo said suddenly at this moment.
“Say.” Lin Yu looked at him.
Tian Guo said whispered at this moment: “Then when going to the toilet, what should I do if I have diarrhea and suddenly gather in the middle of going to the toilet?”
After saying this, everyone suddenly laughed.
Although this question is funny, it is actually a serious question because it will happen!
After Lin Yu heard it, he said, “Either you pull it out and reassemble, or you just hold it back, or put on your pants. During the war, the enemy won’t care if you have diarrhea.”
“Flutter~”
Ye Cunxin and the others couldn’t help but laugh.
After Lin Yu saw this, he looked solemnly and said, “What a laugh, do you think this will not happen?”
After the words fell, he turned his head, pointed at Song Kaifei, and said, “This guy, I used to gather in the toilet, almost got in his pants, and finally held it back abruptly, and then stood in his military posture for an hour! ”
“In order to get together quickly, he doesn’t even take off his clothes when he sleeps and sleeps in his clothes!”
“Compare it now, what are you guys?!”
Song Kaifei’s face turned green as soon as he said this, and he never expected Lin Yu to use him as an example!
If this is a good example, the key is to use the toilet as an example. It feels awkward no matter how you hear it!
“cough!”
Song Kaifei coughed and signaled that Lin Yu was almost done, so stop talking.
The rest of the players are also holding back their smiles at the moment, because this is indeed what happened before, and now it is really funny to think of it.
Lin Yu looked at everyone at the moment and said again: “Today’s assembly is a reminder for you, because it is not a formal training yet!”
“From tomorrow, if the assembly time does not meet the requirements set by me, then everyone will be punished!”
After talking about this, Lin Yu continued: “Of course, if you feel that you can’t stand this training method, you can quit at any time. No one will force you, because you women are not good at all!”
After these words, Ye Cunxin and others quit in an instant, and Shen Lanni shouted: “Report to the instructor, you are discriminating against women, I don’t agree!”
“What did I say wrong?” Lin Yu asked while looking at Shen Lanni.
“Without strength in this unit, then you are destined to be looked down upon, you are destined to be a rookie, and you will never do!”
“If you want others to look up to it, use your fists and strength instead of using your mouth to talk to me and discriminate against women!”
“When you have the strength to defeat me, then come to refute me!”
Lin Yu’s series of harsh reprimands left Shen Lanni speechless, because she was indeed not Lin Yu’s opponent, and she could not even do a single trick in his hands.
This made her suffer a huge blow.
I am the champion of the Asian Taekwondo Championships, and when I face Lin Yu, I feel like I have never practiced before. It’s useless!
Lin Yu glanced at the time at the moment, and said, “Okay, now everyone is disbanded and you can go to eat.”
After the voice fell, all the female soldiers breathed a sigh of relief, and then all returned to the dormitory.
All of them are covered with water, so they have to be wiped dry.
At this moment, Song Kaifei said speechlessly at this moment: “I said the captain, if you want to give an example next time, just say someone, or I am a comrade-in-arms, don’t you need to name me?”
After these words, the members of the Ghost Team all laughed.
Lin Yu also raised his eyebrows and smiled: “Why, how inspiring your glorious deeds are, why don’t you say it?”
Song Kaifei turned dark and said, “This kind of glorious deeds, I’d rather not talk about it, it’s too shameful.”
“Isn’t this affecting my image in the minds of the female soldiers?”
“You can pull it down, what’s your image?” Xu Tianlong suddenly rolled his eyes.
Wang Yanbing said: “That’s right, do you see these female soldiers take a look at you all the way? If it weren’t for our captain to mention you, they wouldn’t look at you at all!”
After Song Kaifei heard this, he said, “So, I have to thank the captain?”
“No, I should.” Lin Yu waved his hand.
“What am I…” Song Kaifei had a black line on his face.
“Hahaha.” Several people laughed.
Lin Yu shook his head at the moment and said: “Okay, clean up, it’s time for dinner.”
At dinner time, all the female soldiers entered the canteen. Lin Yu and others also came to the canteen and sat in two positions.
Lin Yu and others were sitting on the table with plates of delicious meals, including braised pork, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, chicken drumsticks and so on.
“Wow, the food is so plentiful. I have been hungry for a day, and finally I can eat.” Tian Guo’s saliva was about to flow out at this moment.
However, when it was their turn to cook, they immediately saw the remaining cold rice in the canteen, as well as Chinese cabbage that had not been fried at all, and half-rare fried beef, which seemed to be bloodshot.
“No, let’s eat this?”
Tian Guo was stunned. Just now he clearly saw Lin Yu and others eat so well!
On the other side, Lin Yu sitting at the table said faintly: “This is a hurdle you must pass. Even if it is food, you have to go through strict training. If you are fighting in the field and lose your food source, you will even have leaves. All reptiles will pick it up and eat it!”
All the female soldiers were a little aggrieved at once, and after a day of tiredness, they couldn’t even eat a good meal. They were too bullying!
He Lu took a deep breath at this moment and said, “Sisters, everyone, eat. Anyway, it’s clean and can’t eat people.”
With that said, she took the lead and sat on the table with the plate.
When the rest of the people saw it, they could only do it one after another. After all, it is better than being hungry!
At this moment, Tian Guo sits closest to Lin Yu and others, smelling the fragrance from the table next door, but can only eat the cabbage in his hand.
She kept swallowing and spitting, looked at the situation of the arm table, smiled at Lin Yu, and said, “Instructor, are the chicken legs delicious?”
“It’s delicious.” Lin Yu said.
Tian Guo said, “Can you give me one, just one!”
“Yes.” Lin Yu picked up a chicken leg and handed it over.
Tian Guo’s eyes opened in an instant. This happiness came too suddenly, right? Can you really eat chicken legs?
Lin Yu said at the moment: “Let’s eat. After eating, put your helmet directly under the national flag, pack your things and go back.”
As soon as he said this, Tian Guo was about to reach out and take it, and suddenly froze in the air.
With a wry smile on her face, she knew there was nothing such a good thing.
Aside, Ouyang Qian patted her on the head and whispered: “A chicken leg can kill you.”
“I still don’t eat anymore, don’t eat anymore.” Tian Guo said nonchalantly.
Wang Yanbing smiled and said at this moment: “Why bother, suffer so much, why insist on it, just quit, eat and drink everything, how comfortable it is.”
After saying this, Ye Cunxin immediately asked: “Then why do you insist on being in the special forces brigade?”
After hearing these words, Wang Yanbing was immediately happy and said: “Can we be the same as you?”
Wang Yanbing suddenly shouted: “When I went to the battlefield to kill the enemy, you were still breastfeeding!”
After these words were spoken, even Xu Tianlong and the others on the side couldn’t stand it anymore. This was a bit too bragging, and even they didn’t believe it anymore.
A few minutes later, Lin Yu finished eating, then looked at the other female soldiers, and said: “After eating, go back to the dormitory to pack up my things. I will go back to check immediately and take out all your things. Don’t hide them. .”
After speaking, he took He Chenguang and others out of the canteen.
The female soldiers returned to the dormitory after eating and took out all their salutes and opened them.
“Wow, what are your bottles and cans?” Aside, Ouyang Qian looked at Tang Xiaoxiao’s suitcase in a daze.
There are many bottles and cans inside, all of which are cosmetics!
Tang Xiaoxiao smiled and said at this moment: “These are my darlings.”
Opposite, Ye Cun said disdainfully: “I think you should go back to your art troupe to dance. When you go to the vase, what do you think of this special combat brigade and bring so many cosmetics?”
After Tang Xiaoxiao listened, he was immediately unhappy, and said, “How do you talk, who said that makeup is a vase? This is just an expression of love for beauty.”
After this, Shen Lanni immediately mocked: “You forgot that the instructor put mud on your face in the afternoon?”
Tang Xiao smiled and stared, speechless.
At this moment, I heard a whistle from the door.
“Call!”
All the female soldiers stood at attention and stood by their own beds.
Lin Yu walked in with the members of the Ghost Squad and checked everyone’s suitcases one by one.
Most people have no problem with their luggage, and a few carry prohibited items.
Lin Yu walked to Tian Guo’s side and glanced at her suitcase.
“Apples, pears, potato chips, Coke…”
Lin Yu looked at them one by one, and counted out more than a dozen snacks.
Lin Yu looked at Tian Guo at the moment, and asked, “You came to travel when you came to Langya Special Battle Brigade, did you bring so much food with you?”
Aside, Ouyang Qian said: “She is a foodie, and she never forgets to take food with her wherever she goes.”
“Hey, instructor, is it not prohibited to eat?” Tian Guo asked.
“Prohibited! All confiscated!”
Lin Yu glared at her.
“Good.” Song Kaifei behind took away all his food.
“Huh?” Tian Guo wanted to cry, confiscating all the food?
Lin Yu turned around at this moment, walked to Ye Cunxin’s side, opened her luggage, and turned it over.
He flipped down layer by layer and reached the innermost pieces of underwear.
“Instructor, you…” Ye Cunxin’s face was a little red, and it was a bit too much to touch her clothes blatantly like this?
Lin Yu stopped turning at this moment, stood up, and said, “There are no prohibited items, such as electronic products?”
He clearly remembered that Ye Cunxin came with a mobile phone and was later found, but it was not in the suitcase.
“Report, no!” Ye Cunxin said firmly.
Lin Yu nodded, then walked to Shen Lanni’s side, got close to her body, and smelled it.
“Instructor, what are you doing?” Shen Lanni also blushed.
Lin Yu calmly said, “You have a faint smell of smoke, please hand it over.”
After she said this, Shen Lanni was shocked. The cigarette she smoked in the morning, even after taking a shower and changing clothes could be smelled?
The next moment, she stood up straight and said, “Report, I didn’t bring a cigarette, I smoked it before I came in the morning!”
“Really?” Lin Yu asked rhetorically.
“It’s true!” Shen Lanni replied.
Lin Yu nodded and said, “Well, if I find out in the future, I won’t be able to eat and walk around.”
He sneered in his heart, and he clearly remembered that Shen Lanni was caught smoking a cigarette later, so she should be punished and played with him? .