Chapter 95 This Tang Monk Is Really The Best Of The Best 【Subscription】
Chapter 95 This Tang Monk Is Really The Best Of The Best 【Subscription】
Entering this palace, Tang Seng sank again. After all, he was tired on the road for a while, and he began to enjoy the delicious food and drinks here. This stay lasted for three days.
But soon Tang Seng offered to leave Liusha River, which surprised everyone else.
"Monk, I thought you were going to stay here for a few more months. The life here is better than that in my old village. Why did you suddenly figure out that you are going to go on the road?"
Canopy asked curiously. He thought that the other party would stay here for a long time until the western people came to urge him, but this time his awareness was quite high, and he set off after only enjoying it for three days.
"Isn't this for the sake of the future? If I rest for a while, the weight should go up again, and the calluses that I have made so hard can't fall off this time. I don't want to suffer again!"
Tang Seng is not because of high awareness, but because he doesn't want to suffer later. Although walking is a bit tiring, it is not a big problem, but after a period of rest, it is not a problem of being a little bit tired. But the rhythm of the crash.
These are all bloody lessons, so it is impossible for him to stay here.
"You are not too stupid, if so, let's go!"
Sun Wukong was also happy. As for the rolling shutter, he had already learned what kind of existence Tang Seng was in the past few days. He was also a little speechless about Tang Seng, but soon he also packed up his things and followed~ and left together.
He is still a member of the Heavenly Court, and he is stupid and loyal, so now he is thinking about the Revolving Heaven Court after the work is over, which is a completely different concept from Tianpeng, a guy who likes to fish in troubled waters.
Guanyin is also observing this time, and she is very satisfied to see that Tang Seng didn't stay too much this time, but soon she received new news, that is, she was asked to lead a few Western Bodhisattvas to pretend to be women. It is a woman.
It’s not that the man in the original book has become Guanyin, and the bodhisattvas who came out this time are all female immortals, not male Bodhisattvas in disguise, but the situation is completely different now. In the original book, Zhu Bajie is the most lustful. It's a door-to-door son-in-law here, but it's different now.
Everyone came to this manor soon, except for Tang Seng, the others were all existences with great Luo Xiu behavior, so this kind of concealment was useless at all, they could see clearly at a glance.
Knowing what's going on here, the few of them lost their minds. Needless to say, Monkey King, although he is not a demon, he is also a monkey, so his aesthetics are different from normal people.
Xiao Bailong himself has been greened before, and now he has no feeling for these beautiful people. These people give him the impression that they are pink skulls. As for the roller blind, this guy is extremely stupid. I guess these people are in front of him. He won't be moved by shaking.
The only thing that feels a little bit is probably the canopy, but the canopy is also very clear, that is, these people are from the West, and he can't move at all. "Even if the cultivation base is here, it is still useless.
So he didn't bother to care about it at all, but there was something wrong with Tang Seng at the end. As mentioned before, Tang Seng was not suitable for the golden cicada in the original book, and this Tang Seng also had some contact with Huanxi Zen when he was in the west.
This Western Zen of Joy does not care so much, so this guy is not the golden cicada in the original book. When he was at Gao Laozhuang and Liushahe, he didn't dare to mess around. After all, those people have some cultivation.
And there is a boss behind him, if he touches it, the roller shutter and the canopy will hammer him to death first, so he dare not mess around, but it is different now, now it is ownerless, and all of them look like Delicate.
Even the mother looked very young and beautiful, which made him think carefully.
"Hahahaha, this Lingshan is really interesting. How did you choose the person to learn the scriptures? This guy is not only lazy, but also lustful. It's really interesting!"
When the canopy saw Tang Seng ran to meet these people at night, he almost died laughing, let alone him, this time even the most serious Monkey King couldn't help but smile, this Tang Seng, really It is the best of the best.
"It's unbelievable. I've heard that people from the West can play. I didn't expect to play to this extent. I don't know what kind of mood those guys are in now. My own people have committed this taboo!"
……… Ask for flowers……
The little white dragon is also a little funny, this scene was all seen by them, and the bodhisattvas pretending to be girls at the moment also have black threads on their heads. Originally, they thought this scene was just coming for a cutscene, but they didn't expect it to be Attracted their own scripture learners, they were really speechless this time.
Although there are so-called joy meditations in Lingshan, they usually avoid them. Now this person who learns the scriptures has a lot of face. Even if he is playing joy meditation, he will wait until he returns. What is this now?
But because this is one of the eighty-one catastrophes, they can't directly show Tang Seng's face, they can only fake smiles.
Then he tricked Tang Seng into wearing those clothes, which were actually nets with mana attached, and let Tang Seng hang in mid-air all night, blowing cold wind all night.
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"Monk, you can still sleep like this, you are also a talent!"
When Tianpeng went to see Tang Seng the next day, he almost died laughing. This Tang Seng is also the best of the best, and he can still fall asleep at such a time.
"I can't get off this hanging on it, so I can only sleep!"
Tang Seng said helplessly, although it is colder, but the fat on his body has not been consumed yet, so he is not very afraid of the cold.
"sharp!"
Canopy admired this guy, so he put it down directly. He felt that he and the other party had a lot in common. If it weren't for the fact that the other party was a Western guy, they would eventually become enemies sooner or later. The opponent is quite good. .
This Tang Seng is simply a copy of the original Zhu Bajie, but now Tianpeng feels very kind.
"Okay, you two, don't be sympathetic to each other, and monk, you have been accounted for this time, and the images transformed by several bodhisattvas have fascinated you so much that you can't find it. This time, you are ashamed and thrown to the west went."
"Those bodhisattvas are still there, you can go there now, they probably have something to say to you!"
Monkey King said a little funny, but Tang Seng had a bitter face, thinking that it was over, but he didn't expect that there would be a follow-up, it was really sad to the extreme. .
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